— A Warning

Please
Don't
Listen.

You have made a grave mistake coming here. Scroll down if you insist on ruining your day.

01 — Music

It sounds awful. Truly, just terrible noise.

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02 — Videos

Please
Don't
Watch.

The visuals are even worse than the audio.

03 — Social

We have nothing interesting to say on the internet.

04 — Booking

We will show up late, play too loud, and insult your patrons.

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